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COWBOY FUNNIES
*  Jokes adapted from "The Edge" in the OREGONIAN 10/13/10  *

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* WHAT DO YOU CALL A DALLAS COWBOYS PLAYER WITH A SUPER BOWL RING ?
A THIEF
* WHY DID THE COWBOY LINEBACKER STEAL A
POLICE CAR ?
HE SAW "911" ON THE SIDE & THOUGHT IT WAS A PORSCH

     *WHAT DOES THE         
AVERAGE COWBOY GET
ON HIS WONDERLIC  
TEST ?
              DROOL

* WHERE DO YOU GO
IN DALLAS IN CASE
OF A TORNADO?
COWBOY STADIUM.
THEY NEVER GET A
TOUCHDOWN THERE

* WHY DID THE COWBOY PLAYERS MISS THE
FLIGHT FOR
THE BIG GAME?
THEY WERE STUCK
ON A BROKEN
ESCALATOR.


* WHY ARE THE COWBOYS
   LIKE A POSSUM?
BECAUSE THEY
PLAY DEAD AT
HOME & GET
KILLED ON THE
ROAD.


* WHAT DO YOU CALL 53
PEOPLE WATCHING THE
SUPER BOWL ON TV ?
THE DALLAS COWBOYS.

* WHAT'S THE
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
THE DALLAS COWBOYS
& THE CHILEAN MINERS?
THE MINERS WERE
ABLE TO GET OUT
OF THEIR HOLE.
     **thanks to rico & fox sports sunday

* WHY DOESN'T AUSTIN
TEXAS HAVE AN
NFL TEAM ?
BECAUSE THEN
DALLAS WOULD
WANT ONE.
* WHAT DO YOU CALL A
TURKEY THAT GETS
SACKED, STUFFED,
BATTERED &
DEVOURED EVERY
THANKSGIVING DAY?
THE COWBOY QUARTERBACK
* OVER THE LOUD
SPEAKER AT
COWBOY STADIUM,
YOU HEAR...
WOULD THE LADY WITH
11 CHILDREN PLEASE PICK UP YOUR KIDS. THEY'RE BEATING THE
COWBOYS 14-0.

* WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN A DOLLAR BILL AND THE COWBOYS ?
YOU CAN STILL GET
FOUR QUARTERS OUT OF A DOLLAR.


* WHAT IS THE FIRST THING DALLAS FANS
HEAR AFTER THE
COWBOYS WIN THEIR
NEXT SUPER BOWL?
THEIR ALARM CLOCK.