1. THINGY
 COWBOY FAN....    Any part under a car's hood.

 EAGLES FAN.....    The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE
 COWBOY FAN....    Fully opening up one's self emotionally to  
                                another.

 EAGLES FAN.....    Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION
 COWBOY FAN....   The open sharing of thoughts and feelings
                           with ones partner. 

 EAGLES FAN....    Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing
                           trip.

4. COMMITMENT
 COWBOY FAN....   A desire to get married and raise a family.

 EAGLES FAN.....   Trying not to hit on other women while out
                           with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT
 COWBOY FAN....   A good movie, concert, play or book.

 EAGLES FAN.....   Anything that can be done while drinking
                           beer.

6. FLATULENCE
 COWBOY FAN....  An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

 EAGLES FAN.....   A source of entertainment, self-expression,
                           male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE
 COWBOY FAN.... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple   
                         
can achieve.

 EAGLES FAN…..  Call it whatever you want, just as long as we
                          do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL
 COWBOY FAN.... A device for changing from one TV channel to
                          another.

 EAGLES FAN..... A device for scanning all 375 channels every
                         5 minutes.